As Freud would say, “Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
1. Always share the bed covers and pillows with your bedmate.
Because, if you don't, you will find paws up your nose and feel love nips at your toes.
2. Patience is truly a virtue.
Even if it involves a printer that likes to jam itself up every so often.
3. When you've finished, always leave the toilet seat neater than when you found it.
Nobody's bottom or paws like a soiled seat.
4. Time is best when you're present.
Cell phones, laptops, Facebook and Twitter have no place at the dinner table.